STAR TREK M/M
These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.
Its five-year mission:
to explore strange new worlds,
to seek out new life and new civilizations,
to boldly go where no man has gone before.
Everybody remember where we parked. -James Kirk, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Yeah. Well, I got nowhere else to go, the ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is my bones. ~Dr. Leonard McCoy, Star Trek
I was driving starships while your great-grandfather was still in diapers. ~Scotty, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Relics
Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons. -Spock to Kirk, as Kirk is about to hug him, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Captain, I don't know how much more emergency power we can take before we start to break up. ~Scotty, Star Trek: The Magicks of Megas-Tu
Spock: This is the new brig, Captain. It is escape-proof.
Kirk: How do you know?
Spock: The designers tested it using the most intelligent and resourceful person they could find. He failed to escape.
Kirk: This person didn't by any chance have pointed ears and an unerring capacity for getting his shipmates into trouble, did he?
Spock: He did have pointed ears.
-Star Trek V: The Final Frontier